STONY PLAIN. ALBERTA, THURSDAY. Whole No. 656 ROYAL. CAFE, (Phone 38) . Baster. Novelties—Bunny Rabbits, Ghscolate. Chicks, ~ STONY PLAIN. Colored Eggs—A Good Assort- ment, Reasonably Priced. TRY OUR SPECIAL DINNER—25c, and Up. FIRST-CLASS FURNISHED ROOMS TO RENT. L. M. LARSON, Proprietor. THE SANITARY MEAT MARKET. PHONE 21. BUYING HOGS AND LIVE STOCK EVERY THURSDAY. PETER HENKEL, Proprietor. Shaul-—-Woodley. A wedding took place on Saturday evening at the home of the bride’s parents, in the Holborn district, when Mar- jory' Kathalean, daughter of Mr and. Mrs H J Woodley, became the bride of George, second son of Mrand Mrt A J Shaul. The bride entered the room on her father’s arm, .to the strains: of te Bridal March from Lohengrin, played by Schlecker Bros. Miss Jane Taylor acted as the bridesmaid, and Mr L Woodley, a brother to the bride, assisted ths grvom. The ceremony .was. periormed by Rev. W E Sieber, with the couple standing under an arch centred with a wedding: bell. After the service they received the con- gratulations of their’ relatives and friends. The bride wore a gown of white satin and lace, princess with a flowing veil crowned’ with a wreath of orange blossoms. The groom’s gift to the bride was a necklace Now Adolph ! sot with pearls: to the biidekinga a bracelet ; to best man a set of golden ouff links ; bride’s gift to the groom, a stickpin. After the ‘marriage ceremony the guests proceeded to the dining room attractively decorated with wedding bells. The table was cent- ered with a 4 tier wedding. cake. A delictous wedding banquet was enjoyed by all, with toasts to the happy young couple Among those present. were Mr and:-Mis H J:Woodley, Mr and Mrs AJ Shaul, Mr and Mrs B Woodley, Rev and Mrs W E Sie- ber, Mr and Mra Misener :. Viola, Cecil and, Leonard Woodley, Chas Shaul, Mr and Mrs D Sutherland, Mr and Mrs A Propp, Mr and Mrs Mickelson, Mr and Mrs HJ Me- Donald, Mr and Mra‘T Soott, Mr and MrseA Anderson, Mr Duval, Miss EAnderson ; Mary and Her- man McDonald, Henry and Wm Sch,ecker, H Aubrey, Helen Gron- son- The happy couple were the re- cipients of many beautiful gifts. Their many friends in the com munity wish them every happiness in their home at Rosenthal. Meet August Reiminschneidr and Adolph Krause- _ miller at Moose ‘Hall next Monday evening, the 17th, as these two are the principals in the play “ Now..Adolph !” _. being given under tne auspices of the officers and members of Stony Plain Town Band,’ The. cas‘ of characters coms | prises about a dozen people, and the play is said to be.full of situations sure to give rise.to gales of laughter. . The play will be followed by a hance, with good music and low admission charges. CAST OF CHARACTERS. Adolph Krausemiller .. .... ...) Clarence Anderson Angust Riemenschneider ..... ..... -. Bill Barth MOE TOMA alias alias ce heb ete ah Marie Butler Warren: Thome «06. sin Seieese ee ae Wilding Larson Mary Lawrence, . Ate . .. Coralie Wood Timothy Scroggs .. .. eas i Gus Bartn Mr G., vee. Matthews ......- .. Harold C. Oatway Willie Klotzbach: . ' . Eddie Meyer Guy Haw kinase foie 0s SRR es Philip Trapp SAM ALOM ES Fro ee het Chapa nai wee Otte Wudel . Time-—The present, ~ SYNOPSIS OF ACTS. Act I— The Offices of tne Binner Kraut Company. Act-1I—The same, a m ntl: later, Ac Il1—The same, that. night. Junior Basketball Notes. The Stony Plain junior{bas- "| eotbal club held a reorganis- ation meeting on the 6th inst, when the following were el- ected officers : Pres , Rachel Willie Sec- tréas., Vera Peters Captain, Marg. Pailer Coach, Henry Trapp The personnel, of the team is — Guards, Erma Michael, Vera Peters-; Centre, Elsie Fuhr; forwards, Rachel Willie Marg. Pailer ; Subs, Martha Goertz, Edna -Zucht, Blanche Rieser ; Mascot, mary Gan- non. For the purpose of raising funds, the club intends hold- ing a whist drive; the date of same to be announced later. The girls say that they, ins tend to go over big the com ing season, and are now ar- ranging for games witn out- side teams, To stait the season off, they |. will have a game with Garden Valley. The Inga Office Going West. ‘On Tuesday next, April 18, the Councillors of lnga M. D. meetin Stony Plain for poss- ibly the last time, as arrange- ments have been made to move the office of the Secret- ary west, It is stated that Mr Joe Best, the newly appoints ed Secretary, is building. ao office-at-his farm on Taper 2k Highway, near Duffield Cor. ner, which will accommodate the councillors fur their meet~ ings, and where the Secretary will be found at other times. Inya’s lease on their present office in the Telephone build ing here expires on April 30, | and it is probable the .office here will be closed after that date. The Tuesday meeting will be the last one held by the “|edurcillors until after seeding operations on the farms, when notice will be given of the date of the mteting, Patent Issued to Local Farmer A local farmer who has been experimenting for seve- ral years with a new gadget ‘on his steam engine, has had the pleasure of receiying a patent on it, from the Patent Office, Ottawa The lucky far mer is G J -H Dairmont, who farms tour miles west of Stony. Plain, The invention is a high compression steam device, and is designed as a boon to far- mers, providing a cheap, quick way of generating steam for power and heat The principal part of the devise consists of a heat’ chamber around which there are a number of small]. concentric tubes. The invent- ion eliminates the necessity of a heavy boiler for operating with steam at high pressure and only uses cord wood as fuel. 'The inventor has made a ‘practical test. of. this. device over a‘lony period,, and finds he can get up steam in from 2 to 4 minutes and reduces costs to practically nothing for heating his home and pro viding pases Get it at HARDWICK’S. Lad‘es’ Easter Hats $1.95 and $2.95. Ladies’ Dresses---A further shipment of the newest---79c, $1. and up. Your Headquarters for Footwear for the Family. See Our Specials. Men’s Spring Caps, 79c. and $1. As usual, Lots of Grocery Specials. HARDWICK’S Agents Alberta Dairy Pool Cream. ANDERSON’S BAKERY. Fresh Bread Every Day—4 Loaves for 25c ; 18 for $1. ALL KINDS OF PASTRY AND PIES. See Our SATURDAY SPECIALS in the Window. PAUL ANDERSON, Elephant Brand Fertilizers, in packages and bags, for Gardens, Shrubs. Proprietor. or Lawns, are now handled by the following. merchants in this District : STONY PLAIN HARDWARE SPRUCE GROVE HARDWARE P. FAULKS, DUEFIELD New 1933 Chevrolet THE OUTSTANDING CAR IN ‘THE LOW-PRICED FIELD. ' A MARVEL OF BEAUTY! SEE THEM NOW AT THE ‘SHOWROOM OF Sommerfield & Mayer, - SERVICE GARAGE, STONY PLAIN, Alberta. DON’T BUY IN THE DARK. _ SPEND YOUR MONEY FOR ADVERTISED GOODS. 6 B44 eh 4c Pion aad THE SUN, SYONY PLAIN, ALBERTA TEA PRICE DOWN LADA® s ‘10: a Ib. BROWN LABEL Half pound now 25 cents SAME FINEST QUALITY Grocers - SEE REBATE FORMS ALREADY MAILED TO YOU — WE PROTECT YOU AGAINST ALL LOSS ‘ GIBSON PATERSON LIMITED, WINNIPEG. Nature Cannot Be Defied. It is recorded in Holy Writ that God created man and gave him dominion over all the earth, over the fish of the sea, the fowl of the air, over every living thing that moveth upon the earth; in a word, over every thing wherein there is life, including all fruit and seed bearing trees and plants. In his conquest and control of these things man has waged, and must continue to wage, a never-ending: battle, and he has waged it, on the whole, Sucessfully and with increasing efficiency as the years and centuries have come and gone. ; . Enforcing his dominion over every. living thing, and as a° means of exercising control over them and to secure for himself the maximum of benefits and comforts therefrom, man has gone further afield and assumed control over many of the forces of nature. He has overcome the obstacles of mountains by driving tunnels through them; he has bridged great streams and gorges; he has “damned mighty rivers to obtain power; he has delved into the bowels of the earth for fuel and minerals to serve him; through his inventive genius he has overcome the handicaps of distance and sputce, making both the sea and the air serve his purposes. - Still not content, man has attempted to control other laws of nature over which ‘he was not given control and which, despite all his efforts, are and ever will be beyond his control. Ags a result of jealousies and rivalries developing as mankind increased in numbers, men quarrelled and fought among themselves. They divided into tribes, and later into, nations, develop- ing distinct national -traits of character and ambitions, each selfishly en- deavoring to secure to itself a larger measure of control over the earth than that enjoyed by their rivals, and constantly warring with each other to obta‘n and retain such control. The world was created for man,—the whole world for the whole race of man. Its climate was varied, and with variations in climate there is, varia- tion in products and methods of living, each part having something to con- tribute to the welfare of man in other parts, and all going to make up a completed whole. But man developed narrow tribal and nationalistic instincts and ambitions, hived himself off in groups into compartments, and sought to live unto himself, self-satisfied and self-contained, apart from the rest of the world. Such a mode of living might succeed for a time, but man was simply punishing himself, denying himself many of the benefits and comforts which an untrammelled nature intended he should possess and enjoy. The whole race of mankind is now paying the penalty for that great error. This primary error led to many others, and man set his ingenuity to work to overcome the difficulties he had himself created, Having defied one great law of nature he thought to correct that mistake by,defying other laws. He conceived the mistaken idea that he could, by the mere enactment of his own man-made laws, substitute artificial political boundaries for the natural boundaries as defined by geographical facts. He had changed the course of rivers, why could he not change the streams of man’s intercourse, communication and trade with each other? Why could he not change great areas of the world’s surface intended by nature for agricultural pursuits into great manufacturing centres? Where nature designed that communication and trade should flow north and south, with one section the complement to the other, why should not man order otherwise and force communication and trade to flow east and west in order that it might be confined within certain narrow political divisions set up by himself in defiance of nature's laws? Man thought he could do it, and he proceeded to try, with the result that the whole race of man is today mired in a morass of its own making. All men and all nations are floundering with no solid ground under their feet. In their difficulties and desperation they still blindly rely upon the enact- ment of one man-made policy after’ another, each a further defiance of nature’s immutable laws, to get, them out of their trouble, instead of frankly acknowledging their initial-mistake, wiping out their narrow nationalistic policies, and allowing the laws of nature to operate freely wthout restriction or attempted control by man, who, after all, cannot control them. , Man was not created to be so ordered and controlled. He was given a |: body, a mind, a soul of his own. He was to have dominion over all things; not things, even a State created by himself, to have complete dominion over him. It has been tried before in this old world’s history and it failed, as it always will. It is being tried again today under Facism in Italy and Germany, under communistic socialism in Russia, under other forms’ of . despotic government in- so-called less enlightened countries. It may abide for a time, but it will fail sooner or later, And it will fail because man is ‘gan individual, with a mind and soul of his own, His initiative will not .be denied. Man will eventually get back to recognition and observance of nature’s unchangeable laws. Then, and then only, will he again achieve . happiness and contentment. : ' Scotland At Grain Show Scottish Entry For Grain Exhibition At Regina An entry of high quality oats, from a farm owned by same family for over 60 years, will be a challenge to the oat farmers of Saskatchewan at the forthcoming World’s Grain Ex- hibition at Regina, Officials of the exhibition announc- ed that an entry has been received from Mrs. Maggie Eccles, of High Pinmore, Maybole, Ayrshire, the sam- ple being registered in the oat sec- tion. Mrs. Eccles operates a 230-acre farm close to the birth place of Rgb- ert Burns, the poet, and the farm has been in the same family for over 60 years, special attention being paid to oat production. A long list of exhibition successes over & number of years is Mrs. Eccles’ record. In 1931. she won the gold medal for grain at the national stock and grain show at Edinburgh. Sugar Elevators Raymond ‘the First Place In Canada To Adopt This Plan © Sugar from this famous sugar beet growing country will be stored in elevators in the same manner grain is stored. Raymond, Alberta, is the first place in Canada to take such a step. The Canadian Sugar Factories, Ltd., announced that they would build four elevators at a cost of $50,- 000 for the purpose of storing the sugar produced in the Raymond area. Each elevator will be 30 feet in diameter and 125 feet high. Scotland has a serious crime wave. eleeetnntaneens BABY SCALDED! Quick! Get the MECCA OINTMENT ether inflammation, save tissue truction pa quick! Britain Rich In Minerals Practically Every Known Metal Is Found In Empire * The news that the vast bends of iron ore in Northamptonshire are to mind the fact that Britain is still-one of the richest metal-bearing countries in the world. This remains true de- spite the fact that during the past half-century, the total value of min- erals: raised in Great Britain was about three thousand five hundred millions of pounds. Of this, coal represents about two-thirds; the rest comprises nearly every metal or min- eral in common use and. a number of the rarer ones. Cornwall and Devon still produce tin. Immense quantities of rich tin ore lie below the surface, but so far. below it that at present the mines cannot compete successful- ly with the shallow tin dredgers. of Malaya and the open workings of Bolivia, Cornwall, too, has copper, antimony and arsenic, to say nothing of radium. There is a reef of. gold- bearing rock’ under the Forest of Dean which contains enough gold to pay Britain’s national debt. Under present conditions, however, it does not pay to work it. Worthy Of Consideration Banning Jazz From Radio Broad- casting Is Good Idea Chancellor Hitler has banned jazz music from the Berlin broadcasting station on the ground that it is not a cultural factor. The idea is worthy of consideration ‘elsewhere than in Berlin. The child- ish tum-tum of the jazz orchestra, its senseless dissonance, its blaring and bleating and blatancy, combined with its horrors of cacophony that are enough to make all dead composers of melody turn in ‘their graves, stamp be worked on a great scale calls to], What To Roll... That is the question .. 5 until you discover how easily. you can roll a more enjoy- able cigarette with Ogden's Fine Cut Cigarette Tobacco. Easy rolling! Yes, but that's only half the story. Walt "till you light up! Then you'll know why Ogden's Fine Cut has become first choice with so many men who roll their own. .| lization of the mentally unfit. it as a production of the lower orders of human intelligence: Jazz has enjoyed a long—a far too long—life as a popular craze on this continent and in Europe. But from all quarters reports have been pour- ing in for a year or so to the effect | that its popularity is. on the wane; and there is ample evidence that this is the case. Such a patent proof of a return to cultural ideals is welcome on many grounds, but on none more vitally than that it presages the abolition from the home of one of the most inane, discordant and inartistic forms of noise yet conceived by hu- manity.—Montreal Star. Ogden’s Fine Cut is a real cigarette tobacco : ; ; the kind that sells on its merits. No need to take our word for it. Just try a package: 333 use “Chantecler” ciga- rette papers with it. 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Macy & Co., the famous depart- ment store of New York. The Macy executive have proved it to their own satisfaction. In their recent anniver- sary sale they found that well plan- ned advertising brought crowds to the big store. Experienced executives of success- ful stores know that “good ads al- ways sell.” That is why they keep hammering away, telling their mes- sage-to the people day after day. Favor Sterilization Plan Stand Taken By Lieutenant-Governor Of Ontario Is Commended The Toronto: Local Council of Women and several clergymen joined | ° in expressing appreciation of the stand on behalf of sterilization of the mentally unfit taken by Dr. Her- For Creamed SOUPS and SAUCES . - Cherles you will be sur- bert A. Bruce, Lieutenant-Governor food ot the Improved flavor t of Ontario. sia etvas be cheney ond Rad atte It Is handy economical too On recommendation of Mrs. R. G. end with 8 you con moke hun- Smythe, mental hygiene convener, the local council of women wrote Dr. if i F 1 £ Bruce acclaiming. his stand. Mrs. _ Abel nib See i Se nad Smythe said what the province want- thet you are obtaining the Anest ed was permissive and selective steri- | ele itera Rev. ‘Canon Lawrence Skey,’ Angli- Merde) can, said there were ‘‘two-or three thousand feeble-minded children : in Toronto. We are all behind the Lieu- tenant-Governor and.are proud that he has had the courage to speak his mind for the welfare of the people. ST. CHA More than 8,200 applications for patents were filed in Czecho-Slovakia The RAMSAY Co. Sey Stz,Rnut* St —_—— aa. \ W. N. U. 1989 — x Oe ee hhelin: Aileen pate Bh AOL AD OBES! Lod ES A . Bs ie ey iA 2 8 ie his ek oh ba oy erat ei ARES el 9s N20 44 J asper National | Pak pie poe : on vaging Natives Great Alberta Reserve, Is in pecpmpmeey ’ “Civilization” is ravaging the Eski- mos ‘éf Victoria ‘Igland, ‘They have taken to drinking denatured’ alcohol, according to the report of Corporal Wall of. the Royal Canadian None Police. In paying inter-tribal calls, | poison and methythydrate’ are ul the aperitifs passed around. ge rs if ‘the practice ‘co ‘times “seriously endanger the: ealth of the natives. Some redeeming features are noted, -however. The influence of the mis- sionaries is strengthening, .and the Eskimo pride themselves not only in their hymn-books, but in their ability ‘to sing these hymns. “They observe Sunday very Closely and will not do a thing, spending most of the day singing hymns, even ‘| if the camp is out of meat.” Outstanding Game Sanctuary Jasper National Park in Alberta, Zo ‘Lo i . 0 ‘Loses Ancient Torto Canada, is today one of the greatest wild life sanctuaries in the world.| Flue. Ends Career Of 150-Year-Old Here, in an area-of 4,200 square Reptile miles, many species of, wild life live London Papers record the ‘death free from. human molestation. At the] ‘from influenza’ of Sopa, the giant | ; time white men first entered this re-| female tortoise at the Zoo. There is gion, a little over-a century ago, big! no doubt that her registered age, one game was plentiful. Bighorn sheep; hundred and fifty, is correct;. there and Rocky Mountain goat fed qn the! had been carved upon her undershell hillsides, deer and elk ranged the val-| the year of the Peace of Versailles, leys, and the flats a few miles south! 4783, ‘This three-hundredweight rep- of the present, ;Jasper townsite were | tile had been ill for some weeks. Re- frequented by’ buffalo. The whole cently pneumonia developed, and has country was a rich hunting ground| now claimed her at her prime. The for. both white men and Indians. animal ' was & ‘native of Galapagos Is- When Jasper National Patk was lands, off the coast of. Ecuador. <2 Time Of Caesars | Assyria and Peru, according to Dr. Work of Canadian Plant Bisodes. “ln Improving Quality of ‘Wheat An Epic of Scientific Achievement | - Dentists Ia Olden Times Artificial Teeth Were Familiar In “The contributions sa Fi Cabe- ) dian plant breeders in the form of superior varieties of field crops stand almost as an. epic in the realm of scientific achievement,” stated L. H. Newman, Dominion Cerealist. for the Canadian Government Experimental Farms, in @ recent address broadcast over a chain of Canadian radio sta- tions. “These contributions,” he con- tinued, “reveal a story of nearly half ® century of determined effort, re- plete with discouragement and. dis- ‘appointment but ultimately rewarded with enormous gain. “The most important plant-breed- ing contribution made thus far in Dentists played an important role in the ancient civilizations of Egypt, Leroy M. 8. Miner, dean of the Har- vard Dental School. ; Excavations among the Inca _ re- mains in Peru, Dean Miner said, re- vealed that the teéth’ of the Incas were ornamented with thin gold discs. In Eucador, teeth were almost en- tirely covered by an overlay of gold, In ancient Mexico and India, they |: were commonly adorned with tur- set aside in 1907, by the Government In spite of her death, Sopa will con- of Canada to meet the recreational | tinue to be an object of interest, since requirements of the people and t0| she iy'ts be mounted for exhibition serve as a refuge for the native fau-| purposes in the. galleries of the Na- na, great inroads had been made in tural History Musegm.- at South Ken- the wild life by hunters, As a result sington, of. the establishment of sanctuary conditions the preservation of the dif- ferent species of wild life indigenous to that region has been assured, and now hunters may feel confident of having an unfailing supply of game in districts adjacent to the park. One of the chief attractions to vis- itors at the present time 4s the var: ' Jety' of wild life which may be seen along the motor’ “hi in the park. Bear, Toose, deer, big- horn sheep and ountain Boat may frequently be se caribou may generally be sighted in the high open passes of some ie of the nearby mountains. “oe In recent. year's there has ' been al. remarkable increase in’ thie: wild’ life of the park. It is “estimated that! ‘the number of bighorn sheep has" within the past few Jyears in the, Athabaska Valley. They are especial ly numerous at Pocahontas, ,Anter-, laken, Brazeau River, Snake ‘Indian’ Valley, _ Moose Horn | Creek, .and Southesk River. Rocky Mountain goat are numerous and are spreading to new ranges in the park. The larg- est herds of these animals are to be found at Shale Banks, Smoky River, Colin Range, Maligne Lake, Whistler Mountain and Circus Valley. Elk, Moose, Deer and Caribou are seen in large numbers throughout the park, The elk, which had so near- ly been exterminated a few years ago, have increased to such an extent that now they are extending their range in many directions. Reports state that they have been seen:as far west as McBride, British Columbia, On the Canadian National Railways, which is one hundred miles west of the park. Moose are also increasing in numbers, ’ especially in the northern part of the park, which is heavily timbered and well suitéd to the needs of this ani- mal, Deer in the park are rapidly in- creasing in numbers, Caribou are spreading throughout the park and overflowing from the Smoky River area into British Columbia, as far south as the Canadian National Rail- ways’ line. The main herds are about Byng Pass,’ Twin Tree Lake, Tonquin |’ and Circus Valleys, Smoky River, Brazeau Valley, Upper Snaring~Riv- ‘er, Dominion Creek and Mitte Valley. There has’ been a large increase in the number of bears, especially:in the immediate vicinity of Jasper. There are many beaver colonies in the park and the dnimals are increasing rap-" ‘{dly in’ numbers. The beaver consti- tute one of the numerous attractions at Lac Beauvert, where visitors in the evening hours catch glimpses of them in their home waters. Millions Have Defective Hearing There are approximately 3,000,000 people in Great Britain with defective hearing.in.one or both ears. This statement appears in a survey of two years’ reséarch by the National Insti- tute for the Deaf and the Department ’ of tndustrial Physiology of the Lon- ‘don Séhool of Hygiene, published in the British Medical Journal. An impacting machine develaped | Pattern No. Lesseceess Size ways and trails |’ ‘from a car, while | Wipes Norepr Ua bled: i x JAUNTY SMARTNESS DRESS WITH A NEW. BROAD- ‘END, SHOULDER LINE IN COAT- It’s the sort of stunning little dress. you can wear and wear, and feel smart in. It slips easily under a coat. and is as smart as paint without one when the warm Sprihg days arrive. You'll have guessed that the orig-|' inal_was in beige rough crepe with quite daring navy crepe for the col- lar, button and tied girdle:. If navy blue crepe is your choice, it’s just as: snappy with coral-red trim. . Grey checked ° woollen weave is chic, with plain toning grey crinkly crepe silk collar and worn with a wide grey leather belt. . Style No. 558 is designed for sizes 14, 16, 18, 20 years, 36, 38 and 40 inches bust. Size 16 requires 3% yards 54-inch, with 5g yard 39-inch contrasting. Price of pattern 20 cents in stamps or coin;(coin is preferred.) Wrap coin carefully. How To Order Patterns Address: Winnipeg Ne Newspaper Union, ‘115 McDermot Ave., Winnipeg im University of Toronto laboratories + is claimed to greatly aid germinating Name sate eeedeneeeeesee seen sme stem of clover seeds through its action in breaking or weakening their hard] shells. Town $480.08 96 82 0.0000 p00 m6 ew rh oma poral Wall noted the average of. the Eskimos families was three children, of whom.there were as many girls as boys. The practice of letting the girl babies die in infancy is dying out, he says. Greyhound Probably Oldest’ Of Dog sculpture in the British M ‘repeatedly took greyhounds instead ‘ties he inflicted. Until modern times quoise and other precious stones. In an Egyptian document nearly 3,- 000 years old, archaeologists found remedies for toothache and for tight- ening loose teeth, and in the ruins of Ninevah was found a clay tablet, 2,- 500 years_old, in which a court physi- cian recorded his diagnosis ofa royal toothache. “By the time of the Canears; de- clared Dean Miner, “artificial teeth were familiar. The Roman poet martial notes with a sarcastic eye the efforts of the beauties of the day to nffintain their charms and remarks tliat ‘the belle lays. down her teeth at night just as she does her silken fobes.’ “In another place he unkindly re- marks that ‘she now has removable teeth and ‘would have removable eyes if they were for sale’,’ Humanitarian influences are now being borne in on the natives. Cor- Has Ancient Lineage ~ Family In World The greyhound can boast of a very ancient lineage, and is probably the oldest of the dog family in the world. It figures on Egyptian frescoes of the early Pharaohs, and was used for coursing by Greeks. A fine Antoine of two greyhounds proves that's hey were appreciated by the “Romans. Greyhounds were favorites with al- most all English kings, from Canute to Charles the First, and King John | Women Have Pet Aversions ‘But.‘Dislike Of ’ Job - Usually Varies With Individual Every housewife has a pet aversion among her duties. This hated job varies with the individual. Such were of money for payment of the penal- . ae the greyhound was an aristocratic dog’ which only “gentlemen” free-. holders were‘ permitted to keep. A/conclisions of the members of the trace of this regulation can be found| Women’s Institute of Burton, Eng- in the fact that in Egland until 1853 | land, which has just completed a sur- a special tax of twenty-two shillings | vey dn housekeeping. The president each was levied on greyhouds to place | was positive about her aversion. It}. . them beyond the reach ie all except | was getting up in the morning. Other |: the favored few. Notice Availed Nothing dislikes were cleaning windows, | spring cleaning, chopping wood, washing up, washing one’s hair, darn- ing, patching, cooking, cleaning boots Canada has been in connection with the development of varieties of wheat capable of thriving under conditions which characterize;much of the great wheat-growing plains of Western Canada. “While the creation of an early- ripening, ‘high- -yielding variety of wheat of good quality has been a major objective of the Canadian plant breeder for many years, more recent- ly he has been grappling with an- other problem of equal if not even greater importance. This consists in: an attempt to combine in one variety thé yielding ability and baking qual- ity of such varieties as Marquis with the ability possessed by certain non- bread wheats to resist the attacks of that.dread enemy of the wheat grow- er, the disease known as wheat stem rust. This work, which is centered largely at the Canadian Government Rust Research Laboratory at Winani- peg, seems to be progressing rapidly toward the desired goal and it is con- fidently expected that within the next two or three years the momentous an- |mouncement will be made that a new rust-resistant wheat of high quality | and good yielding ability is available for propagation by farmers in the af- fected districts.” A: Record rd High Tide Damaged ola Weetees That Resisted Wolfe’s English Invasion The rock-ribbed old fortress that stubbornly resisted Wolfe’s English - Idea Of English Vicar Did Not Save His Apples A vicar who had a nice. erchard at-| and shoes and tidying grates. Three | invasion -has fallen before the on- j agreed that skinning rabbits was the | Slaught of a storm that drove huge worst: Two others said it was clean-|8eas into Louisburg’s sheltered har- tached to his vicarage was rather | ing chickens. Another disliked keep- | bor, in Nova Scotia. pérturbed when he learned that sol-|"ing meals waiting, and an old lady, A record high tide breached a grav- diers were coming to camp in the ' declared that she “detested every-/¢l tbharrier for the fisst time in 177 field close by. He put a card against | thing.” years and flooded a large part of the | one of the trees with the in inscrip- | SERRE ; ancient fortifications, lapping the tion: | A Northern Outpost Of Agriculture base of tlre famous French hospital “Please do not touch the apples. [ Agriculture is being successfully !n the fortress grounds. The approach We want them for the Harvest Festi-| carried on 165 miles northwest: of roadway tothe west gate of the fort val.” ; Prince Albert at Beauville, Sask., on | Was practically ruined, and it is ex- The soldiers arrived, and the next ,the Beaver River. At that point there. pected that: restoration work on the day when he went to the orchard he'is a well-equipped farm producitig | | remainder of the fort will have to be found that all the fruit had been! | cereals, vegetables, hay and tobaeco halted this year to allow it to.be re- stripped from the trees. The card had! for the use of the local mission. This. been reversed, dnd the following sub- | locality: is shown on the tle: a-la. | stituted for what he had written: Crosse map sheet issued by the Topor;) “All is safely gathered in, ere the | praphical Survey, Department of the wintei’ storms begin.” — | Interior, Ottawa. BRITAIN LAUNCHES THE “STARFISH” j 2 Our picture shows the launching of the new British submarine “Sta: AUALRASEONSSAS AF SRS CRE DOREM fish,” sister ship‘of the “Seahorse,” which were ordereti in March, 1981. The “Starfish” and “Seahorse” ‘were designed by A. W. Jones, C.B., C.B.E., the! had Director of Naval Construction, There are four vessels of this class and they ed) Or peceeeeceereesceccsssaqees mre rat Phot long, 24 feet beat, with a standard daplacement of 640 tana. Mie DOR ene Se ' paired. . The last-recorded occurrence of the ! kind took place in 1756—two years | before Wolfe took Louisburg—and caused the French authorities much trouble. Sentries had to be with- »{ drawn because the water rose uP tc - | their waists. ye Not Much Of a Success: : ‘Airplane ; Wedding Was Found. Too! + a. Noisy For Comfort w ‘Marriage t im an airplane may be a’ pear but it is not romantic, ac- ‘cording to Mr. and Mrs, James Ccuse. macker, who were wed high above. Sydney, N.S.W. The bride and took off from the aerodrome red to have their wedding broadcast to the world. The plan to switch .off th> airplane engines during the ceremony, was found impracticable. Rey. II. Mills, of the Dulwich Hill Congrega- tional Church, had to shout, the bride and groom had to shout their “I wills,” and the radio announcer al- most shouted himself hoarse. The couple to grasp the rack chove their heads several times to avoid Le- party reached the ground, Rey. Mis said he had had enough of airp! > weddings, the motion picture ope: a‘ r The reported that the Registrar Ge=c: | had stopped the -filming df the ‘c*>. and radio listeners complained that nee ee mre egy cna: * Snape ’ THE SUN, STONY PLAIN, ALBERTA a metre rmarner reams nm Rs AA Ame OY ERE I IR SO ET ELON BATT OE OEE PT TEIN ALTO Fe mts son WORLD HAPPENINGS — BRIEFLY TOLD Mme. Blanche Doumer, widow of the late’ assassinated president of France, died April 4. Mount Everest, highest mountain in the world, was crossed by aero- plane April 3, for the first time in his+ tory. More than 1,000 men are expected to enter the .Cranbrook area this summer in one of the greatest gold rushes this district has witnessed. Kilkenny, Irish Free State, is erect- ing municipal houses to be rented to working people at $1 a.week includ- ing taxes. President Roosevelt has ordered re- |" ductions in United States veterans’ allowances, totalling approximately $400,000,000. The reduced rates are effective July 1. ' Twenty-five thousand dollars in gold pieces and $1,500 in currency + were found by police today in search- ing the house of Mrs. Josephine Schwass, 76-year-old recluse who died suddenly of ‘heart disease in Detroit. Mayors of Fort William and Port Arthur were in Winnipeg recently to discuss with a committee of the Win- nipeg Grain Exchange the proposal to move the exchange and its facil- {ties to the head of the lakes. Communistic activity in Canada is more dangerous and acute today than for many years, Hon. Hugh Guthrie, Minister of Justice, told the House of Commons, and it might be necessary to increase the force of the Royal Canadian Mounted’ Police, Yosuke Matsuoka, Japanese states- man on his way home from Geneva, following his country’s withdrawal from the League of Nations, said in his opinion United States and Europé could help speed the return of peace to Japan and China by refraining from further interference. New Creamery Opened Many Leading Citizens Attend Cere- monies At Prince George, B.O. ’ A large gathering of leading citi- zens recently attended the opening ‘ ceremonies-in connection with the in- auguration of the Interior Creamery: at Prince George in the northern cen- tral interior of British Columbia. Af- ter inspecting the machinery and the milk handling equipment. and listen- ing to discussions on modern sanitary ‘milk hygiene, the gathering was ad- dressed by prominent officials, " French Guiana and Dakar, in Sene- gal, are to be connected by an At- lantic cable, 2,400 miles long. FOR HEAD W. N. U. 1989. : SASKATCHEWAN JUNIOR GRAIN JUDGES One girl and three young men were selected to represent Saskatchewan in the junior grain judging contest at the World’s Grain Show from this group who took part in the fina) elimination contest at the University of Saskatch- ewan. Reading from left to right in the rear row are William S. Hawrylak of Maple Creek, Edgar Lake of Turtleford, John’ McKay of Govan, Leonard Weber of Vawn, and in the front row, Roy C, Mathison of Bounty,’ David Clark of Inchkeith, Isabel Hutcheson of Regina, Mabel Anderson of Regina, and James H. Bridge, instructor. ‘ Highest points were secured by Isabel Hutcheson, Regina; W. S. Hawry- lak, D.. Clark and R. Mathison. 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Miss Thompson. stresses the desirability of a good garden for every family in each community. In a circular sent out from her department, she says: What can you do, individually or as an organization, to help the -peo- ple in your community realize the im- portance of an abundant supply of the Gospel historians are not wont to | home-grown vegetables as a means of be so careful in their indication of | providing economical health insur- time, and their minute accuracy here | ance? A good garden, supplemented signifies in effect: “While the fore- | with canning, drying and storing, will going communications and discourses |help to insure appetizing and nour- concerning the cross. were fresh in| {ishing meals during the whole year. APRIL 16 JESUS TRANSFIGURED Golden Text: “And the Word be- came flesh, and dwelt among us (and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten from the Father), full of grace and truth.”’—John 1:14. Lesson: Mark 9:2-29. Devotional Reading: Hebrews 1:1-9. Explanations and Comments The Transfiguration, verses 2-8.— The Transfiguration took place about a week (six days) after Peter’s avow- al at Caesarea Philippi and Jesus’ an- nouncement of His coming crucifix- Research workers of the University of Cincinnati.College of Medicine add- | ed a modification of the humble salt shaker to the implements of the sur- geon. It’s used in skin-grafting, that deli- cate operation whereby skin is trans- planted to restore burned or other- wise damaged tissue. Not always successful, the method of grafting now generally in use didn’t satisfy the medical research men of the university here, Dr, Louis. , Herrman said. Sometimes the trans- planted skin wouldn’t grow. When it did, scars often showed. — Taking a patch of skin ready for grafting, they ground it, dumped it in a modified salt shaker and then sprinkled it over the exposed wound. Skin stuck fast and grew, ‘spread- ing until the desired surface was the thought of all, the ‘ wondrous events we are now about to relate took place.” The date is, in fact, “a fingerpost pointing back to the con- versatjon on the passion and saying, ‘If you desire to,understand what fol- lows, remember what went before’.” The disciples had naturally recoiled from the thought of a cruel and shameful death of their Lord. Despair must have seized them. Their faith must have tottered. They must be en- couraged, must see their Lord glori- fied. There was another fact also; Jesus Himself needed strengthening for the fate before Him. Taking with Him His three favored disciples, Peter and John and James, Jesus went up into the mountain to pray (Luke 9:28).- They were the three, who were with Him in the death-chamber of the daughter. of Jairus, at the grave of Lazarus, and in the Garden of Gethsemane. It is a beautiful thought that even Jesus coveted the presence and sym- pathy of those whom He loved."That is a chilly and frost-bound dispost- tion,’ to quote Dr. Henry Van Dyke, “which prefers to enjoy its happiness or bear its grief alone. The pres- ence of a friend who can bear with us, even though - imperfectly—the mere silent presence of a friend—is something Which enhances pleasure and mitigates sorrow in every true and noble heart.” “Prayer leaves it mark.on the char- acter, on the very face. The look of care, as Dr. Glover says, relaxes into peace; lines of.anguish change into those of joy. Dr. J. G. Paton men- tions the rapt look on his old father’s face when he came out of the tiny, room where he held communion with God. It was almost the very first thing that impressed him with the reality of religion. And the. trans- formation goes deeper than the face. It reaches down to the very heart: I know of nothing that so effectually removes all hateful things from the soul, and begets love and hope and faith in it, as prayer. As we behold Christ, and meditate upon Him, we are changed into His image, from glory to gloty.”——J. D. Jones. Italy’s appropriation for education this year is 70 per cent, more than in | regulating body processes. 1932. POULTRY RAISER CONQUERS “ROUP”’ Praises Mingrd’s Liniment As Remedy for Roup or i Bronchial Flu Read in this | covered with normal tissue. “This,” said Dr. Herrman, “is like sowing a seed instead of transplant- ing a tree.” : It didn’t seem. to make any differ- ence, he said, whether the particles of skin fell “right side” up or down, the skin grew just the same. Before, he explained, it was cus- tomary to cut pieces.of skin about the size of a postage stamp and fit them carefully over the damaged area, Even if the pieces stuck, scars often showed at the edges. THAT DEPRESSED FEELING IS LARGELY LIVER - Wake up your Liver Bile. —Without Calomel Since this is the time for sowing, what is to be done must be done quickly. Many people have already planted the first seeds. Following are some suggestions for your consideration: : 1. Begin at home. Plan to: have a good garden and to fill your own cel- lar. ,2. Get in touch with your neigh- bors and friends and talk to them about growing more vegetables and } filling their cellars for next winter. 3. In évery community there are individual men and women who have excellent gardens and who produc¢ a variety and an abundance of veg- etables under almost all conditions. They have the knowledge which the | less experienced need, and they are always ready to share their ideas with others, and to give in the most generous way “a helping . hand.” Think of these experienced gardeners and let them help you to promote, this idea! You are “feeling punk” simply because your 4. Are there people in your com- rer ian't pouring ta daily two pounds of liquid munity who may require assistance] ie bothhemoerel: ef eae and eliminetion procuring seed? This is what one busy Manitoba homemaker did last year: “We start- ed the tomato plants in the housé in the middle of March” she says. ‘‘We picked 60 pails of tomatoes. We had ripe ones every day for two months, and I canned 94 quarts. “In all, fruits, vegetables, pickles, | jams, meats, etc., I canned 550! quarts. I also have carrots, onions, Poyeke os rr nee R agchac porate Abundance Of World’s Goods Do Not ored in the cellar. We would not be!. — ‘ 7 : without our garden for anything. The Make One Bich One of the richest men in the world only canned goods we buy are fish died in London the other day. He and. pineapple, which we cannot wasn't at all famous, and’he only left grow.” This homemaker has a cellar ll filled : pail as that of her thrifty | s1o0 in actual cash. But he was one of the world’s richest men, just the mother and grandmother. It . holds food for the whole winter, yes, some- same—and if you don’t believe it, look at the final paragraph of his will. It thing for every day and every meal. Vegetables supply certain very vi- read: “I have had a wonderfully hap- py time and I thank God for a boon tal food substances which are a of life,” and a little earlier in the necessary part of our food. If we omit them, we undermine the growth will occurred this sentence: “I can only wish that I had been more of children and impair the health of adults. When included in the diet worthy of the affection lavished upon me from birth by my mother, father, they build up vitality, thus increas- ing resistance to disease; they pro- uncles, relatives and later by my very dear wife, my children and my vide necessary nourishment for the friends.”—Calgary Albertan. | in being ‘poisoned. What you need is a liver stimulant. Some- thing that goes farther thanealts, mineral water, oil, laxative candy or chewing or roughage which only move the bowale-ienesing the real] cause of trouble, liver. : : Take Carter's Tite Liver Pills. Purely vege- table. No harsh calomel (meroury). Safe. Sure. for th b; ° tutes. a ior em 7 nakes Refuse substi a Not Counted By Possessions blood, bones and teeth of the body, and are invaluable as a means of A Highly Prized Bible The pocket Bible which was used |. by John Wesley, the founder of the Methodist Church, ‘is carefully pre- served in London, where it is perhaps the most highly prized possession of | the Church. Formerly it travelled everywhere with the President of the Church. SIMPLY WORN OUT? Take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound be more The 8.8. Madras City in February i —— this year loaded 281,000 bushels of | Bee ee eee nee toe el caske grain and was ready for sea: in 8| 7our dally tasks scom easier to you. : 98 out of 100 women who report hours and 40 minutes, setting a new] to us eay at they sire benefited b this ¢ ‘ ; medicine. bottle from’ your “aruge record for the port of Vancouver. Gist today «.» and watch the ALAA AAP Aig hina la tak . ~ eer Stony. Plain Sun. Published Every. Thursday at The Sun Office, Stony Plain. Thursday, April 13, 1933: _ Advertising Rates : Display, 40 cents per column inch ; plate, 250 per column inoh. Readers in Locals, 150 line. Legal and Municipal Notices, eto., 150.line first insertion : 10c line each strbeequent insertion. The Sun’s Calendar. APRIL— | 14— Good. Friday. 15—Silver Tea by St Philip's 2 OP Wisp 17—Dance, Holborn Hall by the U.F.W.A. 17—Community dance at the Muir Lake Hall. 17 Dance, Moose Hall. 22—Stony Plain U.F.A. Local to meet. 25—St Philip’s O.W.L meets. MAY— ao en re ——— A mee &) AUCTION SALE ! IN STONY PLAIN, SAT,, MAY 13th. Religious Services. Good Friday Services. In Stony -Plaiti “there will be wa service at 9 a.m. in St Phillip’s church. Rev C Keenan. A service at United Chureh at 11. Rev W E Sieber. : A eervice in the evening at 7.30 at St Matthew Schoolhouse. by Rev H Kuring. Services at St, Philip's. . i¢y depths ; an’ sure thinks I wus - asmokin’, , on me cutty, I starts up, but, bad + steam ? diately precedes Easter Day is | ’ Friday and Holy Saturday, | 13—Auotion Sale in Stony Plain. The Ex-Sherrif’s Adventure. |... Voces of Cru; “a The weather being propitious Ninety Fer ommer that evening, there was a fairly ertilizers. good gathering of members of the Chair Warmers’ Club on Friday. Various topics were being discuss- ed in a desultory manner, such as - the opening of the ball season, and if the Flycatcher would be in com~ ‘mand again; when the mayor would tee off the first ball on the «Municipal golf links :, who killed Cock Robin: aid if we are to have a Dominion Day. celebration in Stony thia year; in fact the gabfest was in full swing when in walke Ex Sherrif Old. Humtutt. Someone asked Old Hum if he had heard about Pete Baron being nearly drowned a few weeks ago. Old Hum emerged from the amoke screen caused by his tramp steamer pipe, and remarked : “ Hr-r-r-r! Youse fellera seems to think Pete had a narrer ’scape, but youse oughtta know a feller couldn’t get drowned in eny of ‘em swamps outi. there, which aint got no more water in ’em than a heavy dew'’d make. I 'member onct, up -at Blueberry Lake; I wus awalkin’ acrost on the ice an’ steps on a loose cake, when ge-plunk! down I goes into what they oalls the The first. manufacture of ar- tificial phosphate was made in 1842, when John. Bennett Lewes took out al patent on superphosphates. n those days there were many practi- cal farmers wno. refused to believe that artificial fertiliz~ ers made in a factory and sold io bags could possibly do anything but ison the ground. Wren-Hoskyns de- scribes this attituke well. ‘The smiles, winks, murmurings, shakes of the foreboding head and other demonstrations, j jue ular and serious” when the manure was “sown”—a ludic- rous idea to ‘the old men of the times, But the develop- ‘ments of science have ensured an abundant supply of artific- ial fertilizers at a cheap rate.. rate, and with widespread ap- preciation of their value; there has been an enormous increase in their consumption. The world’s consumption is now no less than 40 million tons’ per annum, valued at $770,300,000, an amazing de- velopment from the little heap of superphosphites. made 90 years ayo inthe bain at Roth- amsted and tested on the crops growing outside, “ Pooty soon,” continued Old) DR. R.A. WALTON, Hum, after expectorating. “T gets!" pa ysiclAN AND SURGKON, to bottom, but didu’t hev much fice and Residence. Ist St. W. time to look around when I starts Opp. Town Hall. . Phone 1. to bob up thru the water, an’ by) ——————___ Heck ! I come up under the ice an'| (3. J. BRYAN, B. A., LL.B, gives it quite » bump with me} — gARRISTER, SOLICITOR, NOTARY PUBLIC. crannyium; when down I goes again. This time | sees a five-foot | Successor to the late F. W. Lundy. STONY PLAIN. saw that we'd lost the winter I tucks. that-under me aig i DR. G H. BROWN, DENTAL SURGEON, arm, and, on the upward trip, I for the hole I'd first. whan pia misses it by #| Cor. 95 St. & re ers Edmonton - ; : PHONE 73174. ri cal ata an beads: Bowne At Stony Plain on Fridays, atriking “ By this time I - was slightly puffed, and, besides, me pipe was nearly out: so, taking « fresh grip headed for a watery grave. I l>at me glove but didnt lose me pres- ence of mind an’ jest kep’ on Found —near Iga Corner, one ska'e, attached to boot. Can be seen at Sun Offioe. * For Sale, A Purebred Holstein Bull, 6 months old ; his ancest- orecame from Strathmore Farm. H Giebelhaus, Stony Plain For Sale — 2 Registered Short- horn Bulls—one 18 months, “and one. 14 months; eap for cash, or trade for steers or milk cows. Also 2 registered Yorkshire boars ready for service. J. H. McLaughlin, Spruve Grove. Wanted, Legs of Pork. Royal Cafe. —_—_—_——— luck to it, I misses the hole again ; ‘ ao, standing up there with me head agin’ the ioe, I takes the saw from under me arm an’ saws me way up to fresh air; an’ just in time, byegum ! - for a farmer with ~ wsleigh was passin’ and 1 hops in, and tucke me long luigs into the atraw till I gets home.” - Old Hum stopped for a spell to take a long draw from his nargileh then added : “I gess that puts it over the alleged drowning yarn from the Rosenthal goose pas- bares,” CRUSHING! T R ibe i doi yeaah lla